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See, that’s what the app is perfect for.

Sounds perfect Wahhhh, I don’t wanna

Resources for Ukrainians and/or those fighting against Russia:

This will continue to be updated as I get more resources!

UKRAINIANS:

https://www.reddit.com/r/ukraine/comments/t19acc/hows_the_ukraine_government_is_teaching_its/ (Ukrainian)

https://www.reddit.com/r/ukraine/comments/t0907u/an_urgent_message_from_the_ukrainian_government/ (English)

https://www.reddit.com/r/ukraine/comments/t0dby0/tips_on_how_to_survive_a_war_zone_as_a_civilian/ (English and Ukrainian translation)

https://www.reddit.com/r/ukraine/comments/t11au2/you_can_track_the_movement_of_russians_military/

https://www.reddit.com/r/ukraine/comments/t1haw4/spreading_info_vpn_provided_for_people_of_ukraine/ (Ukrainian and English)

https://www.reddit.com/r/ukraine/comments/t0gii1/digital_tools_to_defend_against_digital_attacks/ (English)

https://www.reddit.com/r/ukraine/comments/t1cv4l/important_anti_tank_measures/ (English)

https://www.reddit.com/r/ukraine/comments/t1gzu0/how_to_stop_movement_of_a_tank_if_you_dont_have/ (English)

https://www.reddit.com/r/ukraine/comments/t1fsog/molotov_cocktail_recipe/ (English)

https://www.reddit.com/r/ukraine/comments/t1fvqm/be_certain_that_all_location_data_is_disabled_in/ (English)

You and your families CAN go to Poland, Romania or Slovakia or any neighboring friendly countries, including with your pets! They will help you, and you will stay together!

PEOPLE LOOKING TO HELP UKRAINE:

https://www.reddit.com/r/ukraine/comments/s6g5un/want_to_support_ukraine_heres_a_list_of_charities/ (English)

https://www.reddit.com/r/volunteersForUkraine/ (English) - this page just started, so it is not extensive at all, but it will likely grow, so be on the lookout!

https://www.reddit.com/r/ukraine/comments/t1hs55/update_joining_the_ukrainian_army_as_a_foreigner/ (English) - Ukraine is looking for people with previous military experience!

https://www.reddit.com/r/ukraine/comments/t1faqo/visit_this_webscript_to_help_dos_crash_russian/

https://www.reddit.com/r/ukraine/comments/t1avms/interested_in_russian_ministry_of_defence_website/

Keep in mind that Russia’s government is trying to dehumanize Ukrainians! DO NOT BELIEVE THEM, THIS IS ONE OF THEIR TACTICS TO TRY TO GET EVERYONE TO NOT HELP UKRAINE. Keep in mind the actual things Ukrainians have done, like help wounded Russian soldiers or sacrifice themselves to slow the Russian advance on Kyiv or try to block Russian tanks from coming in with their own body (and is thankfully safe) or- you get the point, right?

I’m sorry I don’t know much Ukrainian, but I know some of the basics. But one sentence we need to use right now (other than “Слава Україні! Героям слава!” (Glory to Ukraine! Glory to the heroes!) and telling Russian soldiers that they should have sunflower seeds [Ukraine’s national flower] in their pockets so that when they die they contribute something and are cursed) is “Русский военный корабль, иди на хуй.” (Russian warship, go fuck yourself)

Please stay strong and stay safe!

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zygarde-the-guardian

In an attempt to reach out to you all about environmental issues, I shall speak to you in a way you should understand.

Saving the planet is "pretty poggers" and anyone who says otherwise is "totes garbage". Recycling is "on trend" right now and it would be "totally" "lit" if people "yassified" the ocean by letting it be "au naturel", "my broski". Mass mining operations and pollutants are not "dope" and people who support it are "cheugy". Saving the planet is "dope" so do not "sleep on" this "tea" or it will be a "big yikes", "kapeesh?". "Slay".

busy-dadzawa-fish

I nearly had a stroke reading this

atlasaurelius
logical-crow

Anyway adults saying “I don’t know isn’t an answer” is part of the reason I learned to lie and bluff so well.

logical-crow

Really though, what was that about? I don’t know is a valid answer. It communicates very clearly that the child cannot answer your question, and therefore maybe needs more help understanding the question/situation. Why do you try and push them to give an answer they don’t have? That stresses them out and it makes them feel like they’re being punished for not knowing something.

logically-asexual

i thought i was the only one with an “i don’t know” problem because my parents made it seem it was the strangest and also most horrible thing in the world. i genuinely didn’t know and they got angry and that only blocked my thoughts more which meant i didn’t know the answer to anything else.

erytria

THIS ^^^

sproutnabt

Also “I don’t know” is a commonly used sentence for children with ADHD/Autism. We DON’T know why we can’t do our homework. We DON’T know why we can’t eat certain foods sometimes. We DON’T know why we forgot to do a chore. It’s really distressing when you genuinely don’t know and people think you’re just lying or indifferent

atlasaurelius

SERIOUSLY THO THIS IS A REAL PROBLEM, ITS NOT JUST ONE OR TWO ADULTS WHO SAY THIS TO CHILDREN

ITS EVERY FUCKING ADULT I’VE EVER MET AS A CHILD

I SWEAR IF I EVER HAVE KIDS OR END UP BEING A TEACHER, I WILL NEVER SAY THIS TO A CHILD

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propalitet

fathers casually dropping the craziest lore of their lives in the middle of a conversation

revolutionarytea

My brother and I trying to piece together our dad’s life based on random info he casually brings up once and then never mentions again

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When my great grandpa was on his deathbed my grandpa (his son) was with him and says his last words were “I told them they shouldn’t have hanged that woman. Well by damn they’re paying now” and no one in my family knows what the fuck that means

legendofthehiddenbbc

My grandmother was harassing me about the dangers of online dating, and my grandpa was like, “Oh fer crying out loud, leave her alone. My parents met online, she’ll be fine.” Apparenly my great grandparents were both telegraph operators who would chat over the line in between messages and fell in love and my great grandma moved halfway across the country to marry a dude she met over the telegraph.

No one alive in the family had ever heard this story until like 70+ years later when I happened to start seeing a dude from OK Cupid.

niccerria
niccerria

5 Simple Daily Habits That Can Truly Transform Your Life

Hello everyone! I hope you're all having a wonderful day.

First and foremost, this blog is dedicated to those who have just embarked on their self-improvement journey. It is intended for those who feel lost and are in search of a starting point.

Daily habits hold the key to leading a productive life every day. Not only do they bring clarity to your mind, but they also provide a sense of pride in your accomplishments at the end of each day.

I will list 5 Daily habits that are easy to do and actually don't provide much energy.

1. Going To Sleep Early - I know you want to scroll that one video on Tiktok so bad, but to be honest, it's not you, it's your brain asking for a dopamine, girlypop you are addicted, put the phone down and go to sleep. I'll do you even better, STOP USING THE PHONE BEFORE GOING TO SLEEP, restrict yourself, As you prepare for sleep, consider implementing a one-hour phone restriction. Instead of using your phone, you can do alternative activities such as reading a book or crochet. These alternatives can help promote relaxation and enhance your bedtime routine.

2. Take On A Challenging Task You're Not Particularly Fond Of - This one is the most important. Part of being productive is doing things you don't like, that's what builds up discipline, and dedication to improve everyday. On first day you might have a motivation to do it, so it will be easy at first and you will actually feel proud. On second day you will still have that little motivation and force yourself. On third you will get bored and do that task half way through. On fourth day, you think ''well it's not that important'' or ''I can still do it later it's not that big of a deal'' it IS a big deal, if you are not going to stay consistent then what's the point of starting it in the first place? you are doing this FOR YOU not for others.

3. Get a hobby - this is as much as important as the second one. Listen, in order to avoid feeling drained, anxious, or bored throughout the day for no reason, you have to keep yourself occupied. Hobbies not only put you in a good mood and uplift you but also keep your brain active. They are actually something you can truly benefit from. Like from learning to play a guitar, you will develop a skill to play on the instrument. With drawing, or learning to draw, you will develop ability to tell a story with your drawing (for example, comics, webtoons) and you can actually make a living out of it. YOU NEED HOBBIES.

4. Have a Morning and night routine - again It's necessary to keep you occupied, human was not made to lay in the bed all day and rot. he/she was made to do things, that is your purpose, you have to do things in order to be happy. you will not get happy by watching 20 episodes on Netflix in a day. You might feel satisfaction by that, but that is only temporary and why? because you are not doing things. you are rotting in bed honey. You can watch 2 episodes as a reward though, like for example you did homework in all the subjects, great! now you need a reward! not only will you be proud of yourself for finishing homework, you will also feel accomplished and relaxed when you start watching something.

5. Give love, EVERYDAY - did you hugged your mother today? Father? Grandma? Grandpa? Did you hugged yourself and told yourself how pretty and enough you are? Did you played with your dog? Cat? Have you smiled to your neighbor or waved? Did you smelt the flowers when you walked past them? Did you look up at the sky and think about how strangely and beautifully blue it is? Have you looked at trees and thought about how some of them ''Talk'' to each other with a soil fungi? And be fascinated by that? Have you looked up at the stars and thought about their history? Have you given them your own name? Story? Have you looked at strangers and thought about their lives? Did they gave love today? Did they hugged their mothers? Looked at trees, sky, stars? Are they grateful to live in a such a pretty, mesmerizing, amazing, and fascinating world? Are you?

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deluxetrashqueen

It's so important to remember that tumblr is bad. Has been bad. And will likely remain bad for the foreseeable future. And that is vital to our survival. If Tumblr was a good website that worked, it would get turned into a corporate hellscape like every other site. It's so important that Tumblr is broken and poorly run and impossible to effectively navigate. It's all that's keeping us safe.

ghiresteem

tumblr management know we feel this way though. They’ve just added trackers to sharing urls/links. The first step to targeted advertising, yay!

don’t get complacent about the possibility of tumblr becoming a corporate hellscape

pokette

remember that ANY text in a link after a ? is only tracking information and can ALWAYS be safely removed

hierophanthistorian

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nonstopsmile

The journey of a blue marble

jelloapocalypse

The I Spy live action adaption looks great

thathopeyetlives

This is pretty cool compared to many rube goldbergs for reasons including: 

- the amount of YEET

- Clever use of magnets and physics

- Re-use of sections that play multiple purposes or have reentrancy. 

l0vegl0wsinthedark

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Originally posted by nhloracle

actionpackedjackson

Never let them know your next move